So why might we get $1200 from the government?
Haven't you heard the economy sucks?
Is that supposed to fix it?
Haven't you heard of trickle-down economics?
So we're supposed to go shopping with this money?
Don't you like to go shopping?
Don't you know how much I want a fancy schmancy DSLR?
Don't you want a shiny new television?
Haven't you heard those are cheaper after the Superbowl?
So will you go shopping with your rebate?
Do you think that's a good idea?
Isn't that what you're supposed to do with it?
Have you seen my visa bill?
Aren't you saving to buy a house?
Doesn't sound like I'll be shopping does it?
So is this really going to help anything?
Who am I to deny $1200?