Oh but wait - let's make sure we point out how much drug makers give and how much they spend on lobbying. See, those evil lobbyists, everyday they come a step closer to pushing their cancer-eradicating agenda on our nation's youth.
No worries though:
Texas allows parents to opt out of inoculations by filing an affidavit objecting to the vaccine on religious or philosophical reasons. Even with such provisions, however, conservative groups say such requirements interfere with parents' rights to make medical decisions for their children.Please let the affidavit forms have a box where parents can "check here to give you daughter cancer," or "check here to acknowledge that your virginial daughter can contract HPV from her husband even on her wedding night after she removes her non-ironically-white wedding gown."