Friday, February 02, 2007

Something I Never Thought I'd Type

Thanks, Republican Texas Governor Perry, for not engaging in a debate over the merits of vaccinating girls
against cancer.

Oh but wait - let's make sure we point out how much drug makers give and how much they spend on lobbying. See, those evil lobbyists, everyday they come a step closer to pushing their cancer-eradicating agenda on our nation's youth.

No worries though:

Texas allows parents to opt out of inoculations by filing an affidavit objecting to the vaccine on religious or philosophical reasons. Even with such provisions, however, conservative groups say such requirements interfere with parents' rights to make medical decisions for their children.
Please let the affidavit forms have a box where parents can "check here to give you daughter cancer," or "check here to acknowledge that your virginial daughter can contract HPV from her husband even on her wedding night after she removes her non-ironically-white wedding gown."

2 comments:

judahlover said...

You went to law school? And this has been in your description for like 3 years?

"Dominguez is an Angeleno by traning and a Sacramentan by circumstance"

WTF is traning? And guess what. When a commuter train is packed and you can take a $10 cab ride home -- stop being a cheap ass and pull out a few bucks.
Cheers :)

cd said...

Who are you and what the hell are you talking about? I don't know what "traning" is either - but since that word doesn't appear in the bio, I can't really help you.

Oh wait - that line is from my metblog bio - which I didn't actually enter into the site over there, but thanks for pointing out the typo. I'm not sure what has sparked your ire - but why don't you either keep it to yourself or troll somewhere else, k? Thanks, bye.