Monday, May 15, 2006

The Countdown Begins

Or continues, depending on how you look at it.

As of this posting, approximately 101 hours and 40 minutes remain until the Attorney Idol results show.

Not that it's on my mind.

But I'll tell you what is: Shameless self-promotion in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .

Though I enjoy few things as much as blogging, it has come to my attention that the government actually expects to be paid back for all the money they've lent me for this nifty education. I may have mentioned my impending unemployment before . . .

Good news, though! For a limited time you, dear reader (in the Sacramento or LA areas, working in a field related to state government, legislation, city or other political subdivision government, lobbying, law - yes, law!, remember, I did get that A+ in Maritime Law and all those As in Advance Legislative Process and Bill Drafting - or other), can hire me for all you employment needs. Too good to be true? Seems that way - but it is, in fact true. Have an opening? Hear about a job I might like? Want my resume? Just email me at christiana at phoblographer dot com or use the link in the sidebar to your left.

Act now - my ability is limited.

And yes, I do windows.


Anonymous said...

Well, I made sure to call in and vote for you. I thought your performance on Idol was superb. So hopefully everyone else voted as well.

Good luck, but I am sure you don't need it!

Anonymous said...

windows xp? or windows with windex? or both!? hehe.

Anonymous said...

you got it. all of the above, if need be.

Anonymous said...

I've been thinking about you all week!!! I'll start asking around and stuff...would you settle for 100K and a corner office???

Anonymous said...

All fingers crossed here.

If that corner office is not to your liking then we have some windows up here that you can hardly see through. I think 3.50 a month is the going rate, we would provide bucket and sponge but you would have to provide your own ladders for insurance reasons!

Best of luck.