The Supreme Court ruled the government can seize a person's Social Security benefits to pay off student loans.
On the brighter side, they still can't collect if you're dead.
I'm not actually sure what that is the brighter side of, but maybe of something.
Speaking of which - it's dangerous to spend too much time studying at a medical school because there comes a point in the middle of one's 30 hour take-home exam where one seriously considers that accidently stumbling in front of a skateboard or, say, the #43, and being right across the street from a top hospital could create all kinds of ways out of further exams.
I'm kidding, put down the phone and call of the intervention.
We're now officially at T-minus one week and counting until I become a former law student.