Longtime readers will recall with fondness our old caption contests, the entries for which were lost in the Great Comments Wipe-Out of '05. Since then, and since the end of the presidential campaign season, not much has passed through the ol' in box or across the screen that has been deemed worthy of the next contest.
But the wait is over.
Since you have all been working so hard politically and academically here lately, here's a chance to flex those creative muscles. For background, here's the story: Python Explodes After Eating Alligator.
Feel free to use your best mixed metaphors to turn the following photo into a savvy political or pop-cultural joke. As always, caption suggestions should be entered in the comments section, below:
Is that, like, totally gross? Yes, it is. But don'd deny it - your inner third grader is saying "cool."