Monday, June 13, 2005

Weird Science

Via Class Maledictorian, the odd news that cats might alter your personality:

The startling figures emerge from studies into toxoplasma gondii, a parasite carried by almost all the country’s feline population. They show that half of Britain’s human population carry the parasite in their brains, and that infected people may undergo slow but crucial changes in their behaviour.

Infected men, suggests one new study, tend to become more aggressive, scruffy, antisocial and are less attractive. Women, on the other hand, appear to exhibit the “sex kitten” effect, becoming less trustworthy, more desirable, fun- loving and possibly more promiscuous.
Okay, kids, it's Write Your Own Joke time. There's way too much material in this story for me to cover alone.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its obvious you have been infected for a long time. Meeeeoooowww!

cd said...

aw jeez. c'mon, my mom reads this site . . . .

The_Question said...

This explains the urges I get to lick myself in odd places...

:-)