I Think I've Already Learned My Lesson

Ah, firsthand research - the things I do to better serve my policy-hungry public; to make myself an even better trans staffer in the future. Meet TakeHome Traffic School:

Our home Defensive Driving program is actually a series of instructional video sessions hosted by comedian Jeff Altman. They are tied together with comedy clips, hot pop music and special guest appearances by some of television's brightest stars.

Oh please . . . . you can bet I'll report on the brightest stars. I hope they got Mario Lopez!