We haven't had a contest - caption or otherwise - in quite awhile.
Here's a little AP blurb, however, that cries out for the appropriately pun heavy, cleaver post title. A truck hauling lunch meat went out of control in upstate New York, causing it's trailer to catch on fire. Apparently, the driver had it on cruise control, hit a curve, and lost his lunch.
So, creative readers, hit us with your best post title, in the comments section below.