Thursday, February 24, 2005

Stars Without Make-up

There's is literally a show by that name on Fox right now.

Seriously.

It seems to be a collection of paparazzi shots of our favorite stars: carting groceries! giving the camera the bird! just getting off transatlantic flights looking like they just got off transatlantic flights! look at Britney's extra pudge! Don't you feel better about your sorry, sorry lives now?

I fear for humanity.

This is one of the cruelest things I've ever seen. It sounds like the voice of the guy who does the commentary on the Animal Planet show America's Funniest Home Animal Videos or whatever - but he's certainly not cooing over a cute kitten. Look how fat post-baby Debra Messing is! Look how fat Christina Aguilera was!

Pause for a moment over the family tree that brings us this program: Fox, Murdoch, Fox News, family values, George W. Bush. Red states don't like this crap either.

If you haven't hit your quota of misogynistic material for the day, quick, grab the remote.

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