Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Caption Contest: Campaign Edition

Thanks to reader Fred for the link to this photo that's just begging for some good captions. So get to it:


1 comment:

cd said...

Caption Contest: Campaign Edition

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On : 10/28/2004 2:31:08 PM timed exposure (www) said:


A caption from a (dear God let's hope not) future second term: "This simple photo of a campaign stop in Wisconsin in 2004 has come back to haunt President Bush. Liberals and Conservatives alike have dubbed this little girl Bush's 'Monica'; she's largely responsible for Bush being only the third president ever to be impeached - and the first to be convicted by the Senate."

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On : 10/28/2004 3:07:21 PM Fred (www) said:


Look closely...
(spitting his words)
"Is that a pledge pin on your uniform!"

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On : 10/28/2004 3:27:14 PM Bethany (www) said:


Because I am sent by god himslef, I alone can say, "DEMONS, BE GONE!!!!"

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On : 10/28/2004 3:40:28 PM Catherine Hazelton (www) said:


Bush, who had exhausted his mental abilities working on a crossword puzzle that morning, searched the crowd of Republican loyalists for a brain more powerful than his. "Ah, this little girl looks ten times smarter than all these spin-sucking morons. Her neandrathal parents haven't had the chance to fully atrophy her mind yet. Hey! Neandrathal! THAT'S the answer to 7 across. Man, this little girl makes me a genius. I'm overturning the child labor laws! Let's get Miss smartypants on payroll before her breeding sets in."

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On : 10/28/2004 4:04:39 PM Mark Smith (www) said:


What? What? Its THIS long, I swear to god. Want me to show you?


For Bethany.

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On : 10/28/2004 4:34:37 PM Amanda Levy (www) said:


Do you want to come back to my place and read MY PET GOAT? I just can't put that book down."

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On : 10/29/2004 1:54:44 PM cd (www) said:


"Heh Heh Heh - take a swing at me now, pipsqueak!"

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On : 10/29/2004 4:41:40 PM brad (www) said:


"You must be this tall to be drafted."

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On : 10/29/2004 6:36:53 PM cd (www) said:


Brad is the winner so far!!!! Go Wease!

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On : 10/31/2004 5:14:56 PM bethany (www) said:


I appreciate the nod, Mark.