Friday, October 08, 2004

Breaking News: The Universe of Terrorists Is Finite

The President says 75% of Al-Q terrorists have been brought to justice.

So we can get them all. And there won't be anymore.

What do you have when you've caught 75% of a starfish. How many are left?

Many, many more. You make one for each bit you cut off . . . .

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