You can break out those AKs you've been hiding all these years. Hooray! No more assault weapon ban!
Finally kids will understand why Ice Cube gotta say it was a good day.
The Daily Show addresses the memos. Word of the day - helveticologists.
Two questions posed in support of Bush through these trying times:
"What difference does it make how well he avoided combat?"
"In these difficult times, do you really want a President who wasn't smart enough to get out of Vietnam?"
Well, good point I, uh, guess . . . .
They also awarded Robert Novak a congressional medal of - well - something unflattering - showing a clip of his completely unhypocritical demand for Rather/CBS to reveal the source of the memos. Riiiiight.
Somewhere, a kettle is boiling in righteous indignation at such name calling.