From Jack Pitney's trusty jobs list (serving all parties and policy slants, of course), this well phrased job announcement:
Senior Senate Democrat seeks talented investigator with excellent writing
skills to join experienced team doing committee work. Law degree a plus.
Salary will probably not be what you are worth, but job satisfaction is
Please provide cover letter and resume to: Box 04074, c/o Roll Call
Newspaper, 50 F Street, NW, 7th Floor, Washington, D.C. 20001.