Phoblog fun fact of the day - my favorite cookies (okay, one of) are fortune cookies. For some reason, the produce market on the corner by my house sells them by the bag - the big bag. It sort of takes the fun out of it when you can have them whenever you want, instead of the carefully portioned out one you get after a meal at a Chinese place.
At any rate - today's fortune is:
You will make a fortune with your friend.
How, exactly? What kind of fortune. Like the kind I just got out of this cookie? And when you say "with" my friend, how exactly, do you intend for me to do this. Most of my friends won't fit inside a cookie . . . .