Sing it, E.J. Dionne, what they're doing is disgusting. It's so hard when the shoes keep changing feet on the Reeps, isn't it?
And this gem from Cheney, which I've seen before, but bears repeating and spreading: Cheney said in 1989 that he didn't go to Vietnam because "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."
Clinical but truthful, is the highest praise you could give that statement. Of course, in what meaning you read those words is up to you.