"The Medicare drug bill is a triumph of right-wing ideology masquerading as moderate reform. The pharmaceutical-drug and insurance industries are tickled pink. Guess who's paying for it? You. Congratulations, moron. I'm John Kerry and I approved this message."
God bless The Onion, it truly is America's Finest News Source (next to The Daily Show, anyway).
I would never actually launch this kind of negative ad campaign, nor do I see the humor in it since I think every single American voter is a savvy consumer of truth in this open, objective, transparent marketplace of ideas.
Yup. Nope. Not I. Never insult a voter. Ever.
Except maybe a Nader voter.
Warning: foul language below (like I F*cking care, but you might).