Monday, April 05, 2004

New Feature: Found Campaign Advice

Bored and running this morning, I paid more attention than normal to the treadmill whirring below me. On it, I noted this warning, which, perhaps due to a lack of oxygen, seemed like pretty good campaign advice:

Stay centered on the running belt. Avoid straying to the left or right. Always look straight ahead.

Your turn, now. Anyone seen any found advice lately?

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