Monday, April 19, 2004

Coke launching mid-calorie cola

I left the headline that came with the article up there just so I could say: no, this isn't a joke, it's legit. I'm posting on it because it gave me a chuckle and I think it satisfies the pop-culture deficiency that some readers were complaining about. (though, for the record, I don't think I have EVER been accused of not giving pop culture its due).

I think we've officially run out of things to consume. MID-calorie coke? Why not fill half the glass with regular and half with unleaded?

Because 8 is too few and twelve is . . . too many.

(name that film!)

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