Tuesday, March 16, 2004

Bush Urges Kerry to Name World Leaders Who Back Him [insert your own obvious joke here]

Sometimes this stuff writes itself.

So, the White House is still flapping about on this story- which, it turns out may have been made a mountain out of a molehill by a faulty tape recording and a now second-thoughtsing reporter.

Admin officials are calling for the names of these other leaders? Sure they are? Why? Oh, I don't know, you guess.

So, in America today, if you look like you might get an A (or an O for outstanding) under "Plays well with others," we want to know exactly with whom you plan to play well so we can figure out whether we can kick their ass in a fight. Nice. Real, real nice.

Noble VP Cheney said, "At the very least, we have a right to know what he is saying to foreign leaders that makes them so supportive of his candidacy."

Is there anyone reading this who doesn't envision Cheney as Mr. Burns as he says this? Exccccelent.

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